Bird Philosophy is seeing things from a bird's point of view,
not from a bird's eye point of view:
Fewer people would die of hypothermia
if they had down feathers to keep warm with.
Just ask anyone who ever wore a down vest.
Fewer people would loose their balance, fall and crash
if they had a tail to balance with.
Just ask anyone who ever walked the tight rope.
Fewer people would get lost
if they had a bird-brain to navigate with.
Just ask any air navigator.
More people would have more fun
if they had wings to fly with.
Just ask any airplane pilot.
No woman would get an abortion
if she had an egg layer to lay eggs with.
Just ask any anti-choicer.
Fewer people would get offended by being called chicken or turkey
if they had the wisdom of owls to reason with.
Just ask any bird philosopher.